Introducing. . . 'Not Bobby'

Everyone, say hello to 'Not Bobby' (above). He will be joining 'Indy' (below) as our means of transportation.

Phil Hartman as Frankenstein says: "D.M.V....... BAAAAD !!!

2 Hours and 45 minuted in the Bronx D.M.V., and I will never get that time back.

So this place is really looking like a church. There are rows of benches that look like the pews you would find in a church. They all face foreward, and in the front is a gigantic NY license plate flanked by the U.S. and New York State flags.

Now lets talk about the staff, The D.M.V. staff is not stupid they are just slow, very slow. I think it has something to do with the air. It makes you tired, it drains you. I think they do it to sedate people so that there are no riots. You think Kramer found the nexus of the universe at the intersection of first & first, nope, time moves so slow here that it seems to go backwards.

The D.M.V. is the true melting pot of New York City. You see every walk of life: there's the business man, the crazy dude that talks to (and answers) himself, and the chick that looks like Cheri Oteri as the percocet lady. And why is it that I always get stuck with the person that has the child that wants to be your best friend.

My new toy

So I finally got another car, sorta. I am buying my uncle's 1990 Bronco. I know it's a gas guzzler (and the price of gas sucks), but it will get me through next summer till I can buy a new Liberty. I would love it if Jeep came out with a hybrid by then. Anyway, pictures will follow.

A sad day for good Television

It is a sad day indeed for good T.V. I just found out that Fox is cancelling 'Arrested Development' (which happens to be the only good comedy on television). It will probably be replaced by some crappy reality show that will get cancelled after 2 weeks.

At least there is one bright spot: the WB is cancelling '7th Heaven' (the whiney christian show about some lame-ass family).

'Arrested Development' gets the ax

Just a boring day at home

For those of you who know me well, you know that I am a very big fan of the Calvin and Hobbes comics. And although Bill Watterson stopped drawing them some years ago, they are still very brilliant. My favorites have always been the ones where Calvin was able to express himself through his art, a.k.a. creating snowmen (or in some situations - snowgoons). So here is a little something to brighten your day.



To see more visit: http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/

A familiar sounding story

So I know this person (lets call said person Bill Lumbergh). Lumbergh comes into this place of business and turns things upside down. Business is going fine, people are doing what they are supposed to, and there are no major problems. However Lumbergh wants to be the "Savior". So Lumbergh decides to make some changes. Now, in the beginning the changes were good, but you see, Lumbergh wants to change everything (and I do mean everything). There are also these other people here (lets call them Michael Bolton, Samir Nagheenanajar, and Tom Smykowski). They are just going about their regular business when BAM- they find out that they are being downsized. It turns out that Lumbergh had some friends (we will call them The Bobs). The Bobs convinced Lumbergh to outsource some work to Singapore, and bring in some entry-level grad students (although I have not actually seen these grad students yet). Now everyone else is worried that they are going to be standing next to Michael, Samir, and Tom on the unemployment line.

Me, I’m worried about me pieces of flair.