A familiar sounding story
So I know this person (lets call said person Bill Lumbergh). Lumbergh comes into this place of business and turns things upside down. Business is going fine, people are doing what they are supposed to, and there are no major problems. However Lumbergh wants to be the "Savior". So Lumbergh decides to make some changes. Now, in the beginning the changes were good, but you see, Lumbergh wants to change everything (and I do mean everything). There are also these other people here (lets call them Michael Bolton, Samir Nagheenanajar, and Tom Smykowski). They are just going about their regular business when BAM- they find out that they are being downsized. It turns out that Lumbergh had some friends (we will call them The Bobs). The Bobs convinced Lumbergh to outsource some work to Singapore, and bring in some entry-level grad students (although I have not actually seen these grad students yet). Now everyone else is worried that they are going to be standing next to Michael, Samir, and Tom on the unemployment line.
Me, I’m worried about me pieces of flair.
Me, I’m worried about me pieces of flair.


3 Comments:
perhaps I will bring you to a occupational hypnotherapist this Friday night.
.....or we can just watch some kung foo movies.
Jeez. Call me
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